Bonus: Everybody Has to Pee at the Same Time

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2015

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

The crew faces an emergency. A bathroom emergency.

Improvised July 19th, 2015 from a suggestion by Tyson Thorp

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0:00.0	Stay tuned for news of the week after this bonus scene.
0:03.2	I want to see a scene with everyone called Everybody Has to Pea at the same time.
0:13.0	Commander?
0:13.8	Commander.
0:15.2	Yeah.
0:15.9	I just, I'd like to, I'd finish scanning the Nebula.
0:18.9	I'd just like to request that I leave the bridge for
0:21.4	three minutes. Well, actually, Rick, I was wondering if you could just have the bridge for a few minutes
0:25.0	real quick. Can I, if I may, I just opened every hailing frequency just in case, because I
0:31.4	have to pee so bad right now. I get that, maybe you shouldn't have opened every hailing frequency
0:36.3	because then if, what if somebody hails us back and there's no one to answer? Well, you know what? Maybe you should have thought of that before I did it. Oh, Commander, my symbion has to pee. Is that how that works? Yeah. All right. What we're going to do is we're going to decide we're going to do some. We'll figure it out on the way to the bathroom. Commander, the door's locked. Oh, open the door.
0:55.2	Open... We're going to do some... We'll figure it out on the way to the bathroom. Uh, commander, the door's locked.
0:56.7	Oh, open the door.
0:58.7	Open door.
1:00.8	Who's in there?
1:01.7	It's me.
1:04.3	I'm taking a pee, and it's glorious.
1:07.5	Fritz, what?
1:10.7	Why did you come all the way up to the bathroom near the bridge? You rubbers in your faces.
1:12.7	Why did the computer just start playing waterfall sounds all at the same time?
1:16.4	Oh my gosh.
1:17.5	Captain, I have my kid here on the bridge with me, and he has to go to the bathroom right now, okay?
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