Democrat Party officials say they are now facing a critical shortage of intimidating insults

with which to silence people who have opposing opinions.

According to Democrat Vladimir Mohammed, jihad Lenin- chu Muhammad, chairman of the leftist agency of

derogatory intimidation or Laddie or Lady, depending on your pronouns, the shortage could

endanger Joe Biden's chances of re-election in the event he comes

back to life before November.

Mr. Lennon Chu Mohammed spoke to the Daily Wire on condition of anonymity saying, quote,

we started by calling conservatives racist but that

made it sound like hating white people might be bad thing so we moved on to

calling them Hitler but then we found out that Hitler believed in authoritarian government, imprisoning dissenters and hating Jews, which is our entire platform.

Finally, we tried calling them Christian nationalists, but then we discovered that just means people who believe

in God and love their country, which turns out to be almost everybody except us.

If we don't come up with a new intimidating insult soon, we won't be able to silence opposition and we'll be forced

to try to rationalize our policies, which obviously would be a disaster."

An unnamed Democrat source named Sergei Muhammad Wong Nikita jihad says

Democrat strategists have been working around the clock to come up with a brilliant

new plan to replenish their supply of intimidating insults by using words

that mean absolutely nothing so they can't be turned against them. In a memo

leaked by an anonymous Democrat source named Rashida Ilhan Alexandria Tucker Carlson,

the unnamed Laddier Lady Chairman Lenin Chu Mohammed writes, quote,

in the past, meaningless words have worked well for the Democrat Party.

We use such sentences as the border is secure.

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