EP 117: Planet of the Hats

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2015

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

The crew of the Sisyphus investigate a federation planet where they make hats. Evil, Sentient Hats? YEP! Corbo bros down. Lt. Jeremy just wants to be a good dad but cant catch a break. And Ensign Splooj jets towards his goals.

Improvised May 31st, 2015 from a suggestion by tparadox via twitter

Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson, Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes and Janitor Phillips, Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem, The Administrator, T'Rip and Billy, Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Diane, Ensign Splooj, Ensign Spot, and a Backwards Baseball Cap, Special Guest Alex Richmond as the Supreme Hat Commander.

Edited by Hannah Parsons

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of The Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, a member of the Chicago podcast Co-op.
0:06.7	They asked us not to read an ad. Enjoy the show.
0:26.7	Everyone. Keep... Everyone, keep your wits about you once we beam down.
0:34.1	We haven't heard anything from this Federation Haberdashery factory for two weeks now.
0:36.5	Signal just cut out.
0:38.5	I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
0:41.3	They're making hats. Yeah, it's not like these hats will somehow become sentient and killed all of the
0:45.0	other beings on the planet who were making them.
0:48.0	I mean, come on.
0:50.3	Hey, did you guys read the briefing I prepared? That's like the second most likely thing that happened right behind radio failure.
0:59.0	Okay, you know what?
1:00.6	If I may, when you criticize people for not reading things well, it makes them feel like you think they're dumb.
1:06.5	Yeah.
1:06.9	I mean, are we saying that ignorance is a bad thing now?
1:10.2	Because a lot of people choose that. Okay, well, on this mission, I broed up that. You broed up. I did not bro up. You know I don't do that. We've discussed this. It sounds like you broed it up. No, I wrote it up. It sounds like you said you broed it up. Well, you know I didn't.
1:28.2	Okay, you know what, if I may, you're being very accusatory to me right now.
1:32.3	Did anyone, did anyone read the briefing I prepared?
1:37.9	I started to read it, and I'm sorry, I can't get over this,
1:42.4	but we were supposed to bro down in the holodeck last week, and you weren't there. I never agreed to that, Rip. I wrote up a whole thing about it. I wrote up a report about how you and I were going to bro down together. Okay, I admit I did agree to bro down with you, but I thought I made it clear I was agreeing very sarcastically. I did not pick up on that sarcasm.
2:02.2	Well, I'm sorry. I was all like, yeah, let's bro down. I'm going to bro down with the
2:06.6	marquee. Yeah. No, I see, sarcasm doesn't come across in the written word. It also doesn't come
2:12.6	across in the spoken word sometimes. Sometimes. You want to bro down. Let's go pro down.
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