Bonus: Rip Stipley's Believe It or Not

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2015

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Rip has something to show Corbomite. Moo-hem ensues.

Featuring:

Eil Mandel as Acting Doctor Rip Stipley

Chrisopher Rathjen as Corbomite Hayes

Julia Weiss as Ensign Spot

Improvised May 31, 2015 from a suggestion by Jason Hawver via twitter.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, Improvised Star Trek fans.
0:02.2	Stay tuned after this bonus scene for News of the Week.
0:05.5	And now, the bonus scene entitled Rip Stiplies, Believe It or Not.
0:10.9	I would like to see a scene between acting Dr. Rip Stipley and Corbamite Hayes called Rip Stippleys, Believe It or Not.
0:20.6	Music Corbamite Hayes called Rip Stipplies, believe it or not.
0:29.6	What did you call me down here for?
0:30.2	All right, come.
0:31.4	All right, are you ready for this?
0:31.8	Yeah.
0:33.7	All right, you are not going to believe this.
0:35.1	All right, come into my quarters.
0:35.6	Okay.
0:36.7	And open the door.
0:37.3	All right. Wow. Oh. Look at all these, huh? Wow. Try and guess what animals they all are. Well, that's a cow. Yeah. Uh-huh. Okay, good, good guess for the first one. All right. Keep going. That's a treble. Yes, yeah. How much longer do I have to do this? That's, that's Ens Yeah, but what kind of animal is it? Enson Spot is a cat? Yeah, but what's it dressed up as? A lobster? Yeah, yeah. You look, it's an adorable costume. Shut up, dude, this sucks. You're dismissed, Enson Spot Spot. You're free to go. Dick, meo.
1:12.3	All right, bye Spot.
1:13.3	Hey, okay, now great.
1:14.3	Now I'm just going to open up this curtain and feel free to be surprised if you want.
1:18.6	Oh, stars.
1:19.7	Yeah.
1:21.9	Those are just big balls of gas that exist thousands and thousands of light years away and we can see them.
2:00.9	Yeah. Is that insane? Well, I guess if you think about it. Hey, how many strips of latinum is this worth? How many strips of latinum would you pay to come into my quarters and look at all this weird stuff? Oh, uh, man, um, do I owe you for this? You don't. Oh, then no. This one's free. Yeah, no, that feels right. Yeah. This is a free preview. Yeah, I think that's... Of my museum of otities. That's... That feels like about... That's about right. I mean, where'd you get that cow? What? The cow. I replicated everything in a cow, except for the brain.
2:02.7	I'm not a monster, you know.
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