Bonus: Prime Rib Directive
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2015
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
Fritz and Corbomite chew the fat.
Featuring
Griffen Eckstein as Fritz Fassbinder
Eli Mandel as Acting Dr. Rip Stipley
Christopher Rathjen as Corbomite Hayes
Improvised July 19, 2015 from a suggestion by @vacuumflux via twitter.
News for 2015-08-09
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| 0:00.0 | Hi there, listeners. Thanks for joining us. I'm Provide Star Trek. No full episode this week, |
| 0:04.9 | but please enjoy this bonus and stick around for some news. |
| 0:10.0 | One of Griffin's characters and Corbamite called Prime Rep. |
| 0:19.7 | I was actually going to talk to you about Rib Week. |
| 0:25.8 | I'm wondering if we can cancel it. |
| 0:28.2 | Cancel Rip Week? |
| 0:29.7 | Well, it's just that I was looking over the calendar, |
| 0:33.6 | and like 70% of the events we have on the Sisyphus are food-based. |
| 0:39.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.9 | Like, there's... |
| 0:40.7 | Well, why don't we put it to vote tonight at our talent contest? |
| 0:46.0 | Well, I do appreciate the talent contest at least gets people out of their seats. |
| 0:50.8 | Yes, but 85% of the decisions made on this ship are won via a talent contest. |
| 0:56.9 | Talent contest, yeah. |
| 0:58.3 | See, I would like to avoid that as well. |
| 1:00.6 | I'm wondering if we can just maybe sit down and figure out some other reason to have an event |
| 1:07.8 | rather than some sort of cook-off or talent contest. Hey, guys, I got my chili all ready for the talent contest tonight. I cannot wait to present this. All right. See you guys. See you guys. All right. That was funny. That was so funny. I want to go back in time and see that again. So we just slingshot the round-the-side. What knows? Fritz, did you just slingshot us around time? |
| 1:28.9 | Yes. |
| 1:29.8 | Well, hey guys. I got my chili ready for the talent contest tonight. |
| 1:33.5 | He can't wait to see you there. |
| 1:35.1 | Oh, that's hilarious. |
| 1:35.9 | That is good. Hey, Fritz, other me, can I talk to you guys about Rib Fest? |
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