Ep 117: Look Like Cher, Move Like Tina Turner

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2018

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Marcella Arguello, Adam McArthur, Thom Tuck and Danielle Ward join host, Dave Holmes for terrible celebrity interviews, sad song makeovers, and some good ol' cultural spring cleaning. Marcella Arguello wants to plug Women Crush Wednesdays at Nerdmelt and recommends supporting women in comedy. Adam McArthur wants to plug Star vs. The Forces of Evil and recommends Children's Hospital of Los Angeles. Thom Tuck wants to plug his website and recommends Julien Baker's music. Danielle Ward wants to plug Great Ormond Street Hospital and recommends Katherine Ryan and Bridget Christie. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Forty at LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePostin London, produced by Jennifer Marmor, Christian Dueñas, and Laura Swisher.

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0:00.0	Folks, hello, I'm Dave Holmes.
0:02.6	Welcome to International Waters.
0:03.9	The transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against one another in a pop culture battle royale.
0:10.7	Here's how bad things have gotten in the United States of America.
0:13.9	I am now listening to Christian Rock.
0:16.0	Wow.
0:16.5	Yeah.
0:18.0	There was a billboard in Silver Lake for Love 100.3 or something like that. And its tagline is positive, encouraging. And I was like, yes, I need that in my life. And I turned it on. And it's 100% Christian rock. And it is like browsing like a go get them section at a Hallmark store. It is so banal and positive and encouraging.
0:38.7	I love that.
0:39.5	And it has almost nothing to do with Jesus, it turns out.
0:41.8	It's like only references Jesus in like as to like what Jesus can do for you.
0:47.9	It's basically watching Oprah now that there's no more Oprah.
0:50.7	Yeah.
0:51.1	Anyway.
0:51.6	I feel the same but with Cardi B.
0:53.4	Oh, really?
0:53.9	Positive and uplifting.
0:55.2	She is.
0:56.0	But also like very negative and I like that too.
0:57.9	That's great.
0:58.8	See, we're doing what we've got to do to get through in 2018.
1:01.7	Well, you're doing what Americans would do.
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