Ep 116: Muppet, Please

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2018

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Kristina Wong, J Keith Van Straaten, Glenn Moore and Harriet Kemsley join host, Dave Holmes for embarrassing drunk stories, romcom ruining, and Ugandan rap Kristina Wong wants to plug her eventual run for public office and recommends Landry Prep students' college acceptance videos. J Keith Van Straaten wants to plug Go Fact Yourself from Maximum Fun and recommends Effectively Wild. Glenn Moore wants to plug his live shows and Absolute Radio and recommends Review. Harriet Kemsley wants to plug Bobby and Harriet Get Married and Why is Harriet Crying? and recommends The Guilty Feminist. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Fortyat LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. Dave would like to recommend Rogue Magic. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePostin London, produced by Christian Dueñas, and Laura Swisher.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey there, folks. I am Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against one another.
0:07.0	In a pop culture battle royale, we are coming to you from the United States, where you better watch out if you give it a rousing speech because you might end up being president.
0:15.8	Do you remember when we could just like have a nice speech and then like walk away from it and be like, oh, that was a nice speech. That was a nice speech.
0:21.6	But no, now it's like, oh, are you my mommy?
0:24.2	Yeah.
0:24.5	Can you?
0:26.6	God almighty, you're listening to International Waters.
0:28.9	You're listening to International Waters. Playing for the country with a stiff upper lip and a bottom lip of varying stiffness from the BBC's mock the week.
1:00.0	It's Glenn Moore.
1:00.9	Hello.
1:01.6	How are you?
1:02.0	Thank you so much for having me.
1:03.0	I'm very well, thanks.
1:03.8	How are you?
1:04.4	I'm really good.
1:05.8	Really good.
1:06.8	It rained for 11 consecutive minutes earlier this week, and roads are closed.
1:12.1	And yoga canceled.
1:13.4	Crazy.
1:14.1	Houses are sliding down the 101 in the middle of Montecito.
1:17.4	It's not great.
1:18.3	How's the UK?
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