Hey there, folks, I am Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.

Now, I don't know when this is dropping, but I will tell you that right now, in the United States, we are on the cusp of both the Olympic opening ceremonies and 50 Shades Freed.

So by the time this drops, we will be transformed we'll be transformed as a people, I believe.

We'll have had the ceremony and have been freed.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

By the way, my mom came to visit for Christmas, and like the last night she was in town, she was, you know, worried and couldn't sleep and whatever.

It was flipping around the hotel TV.

And she was like, Dave, I saw that dippiest movie.

No.

And I watched it all.

I kept waiting for it to change and it never changed.

It was this young couple and he's rich and she doesn't brush her hair and he hits her on the bottom.

She watched all the fucking 50 shades of gray.

That was the big part.

She took out of it.

She didn't brush her hair and he smacked her on the bottom.

He smacked her right on the bottom.

And she liked it.

Oh, boy.

Oh, Dippy.

What do they think of next was actually the takeaway?

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