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International Waters

Ep 115: You're in a Cult Now

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2018

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Karen Kilgariff, Georgia Hardstark, Siobhan Thompson and Humphrey Ker join host, Dave Holmes to chat about embarrassing hobbies, make up TV show theme song lyrics, and workshop new sex puns. Karen Kilgariff wants to plug her Twitter @KarenKilgariff and recommends Godless on Netflix and CollegeHumor. Georgia Hardstark wants to plug My Favorite Murder and recommends The Fall Line Podcast. Siobhan Thompson wants to plug CollegeHumor and recommends My Favorite Murder. Humphrey Ker wants to plug Ibiza on Netflix and recommends the music of Miner, The Muppet Christmas Carol and John Mulaney's bits on Law and Order. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Fortyat LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. Dave would like to recommend Your New Norman Rockwell by Micah Schnabel. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePostin London, produced by Christian Dueñas and Laura Swisher.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. We are on FAMI right now. The whole gang is in the studio. The studio is very small. So we're going to be taking frequent breaks, but that shouldn't concern you. You're listening to International Waters. Playing for the country whose people remove their hats when they go indoors.

0:47.3

From Radio 4's The Penny Dreadfuls and the Museum of Curiosity, it's Humphrey Carr.

0:51.2

Hi.

0:51.5

Hello.

0:52.1

How are you?

0:52.7

I'm very well.

0:53.3

Thank you.

0:53.5

I've actually got my hat on whilst indoors.

0:56.0

Shocking. Shocking behavior. I know. Very naughty. My hair's Anglophonia, Chavon Thompson. Welcome back.

1:12.3

Hello, everybody. How are you? I'm very well as well. Thank you so much for asking.

1:16.0

Good. Now, we're recording this just around Christmas. Do you have any special plans?

1:20.4

I'm staying here in the States until the 26th and then I'm going home.

1:25.5

For the ever-important Boxing Day.

1:33.0

Yes, Boxing Day, that traditional day in England where we put things in boxes.

1:36.4

There's no reason why it's called Boxing Day, nobody else.

1:39.7

It's just a day after Christmas where everybody's fat and lies around.

1:40.2

Great.

1:41.9

We just do that and don't call it anything.

1:43.1

We're going to call it Tuesday.

1:48.7

Team UK, what's your buzzing word? What word do you feel best represents your great nation at this moment in time?

1:51.8

Something Christmas relates is? Oh, yeah. Trifle.

1:55.4

Trifle. Talk me through a trifle.

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