Why hello there and welcome to something's off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host

Andrew Heaton and if the zombie apocalypse were raging outside I'd be on your team

We're gonna take a refreshing break from politics today and talk about

hominids. Now this is relevant to the program because I myself am a hominid on my mother's side, although we're not fanatical about it.

We really only do hominid stuff on high holidays.

But either way, we're going to talk about hominids with Natalia Reagan momentarily.

But before we get into that, let me ask you a question relevant to this week's sponsor.

When you have a vigorous workout at the gym, you need to replenish, don't you?

Something which hits the spot is refreshing, but also has protein in it.

A lot of people go for protein shakes, which is like the fast food of protein.

Obviously steak is the best option.

But what if you just don't have time to sit down to a steak meal

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Let's say you run a marathon that's

26 miles. Wouldn't it be a good idea to gas up a bit halfway through? Well that's not

a problem if you've got a thermus of beef smoothie with you.

Just pop the top and enjoy an entire meal of teriyaki beef right there

without even having to stop.

Just jogging and drinking delicious barbecued meat drink.

Now let's say, you just really like the taste of roast beef,

but you hate chewing.

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