Ep. 115 - The YouTuber’s Guide To Winter Jungle Cats

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Wilderness, Sports

5 • 649 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

This week, Jim Fee leaves his family at the zoo to trespass with teenagers, we prepare our dads to have their arms ripped off in a foreign country, soak Kool-Aid infused chicken for frozen trout, and wood chop our way to disappointment at the drainage pipe.

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0:00.0	So, Jim, we're going to do something a little Oprah style.
0:03.0	Why don't you have a little look under your chair, Jim?
0:05.0	There might be something under your chair.
0:08.0	It's taped to the bottom of the chair.
0:10.0	It's taped to the bottom of the chair.
0:11.0	Take your time, go ahead.
0:12.0	Joe, you were something.
0:13.0	I know.
0:14.0	Like, I put my rod, like, mashed into a shopping bag with a dog turd in it that just been mashed around. Like, what kind of a sick asshole?
0:22.3	And it was a very well-maintained public park.
0:24.9	There's a garbage can every 20 feet.
0:26.8	And a YouTube video pops up called Winter Blue Catfish Blitz on the Susquehanna.
0:31.2	I'm like, well, that sounds great.
0:32.4	Made by, you guessed it, 12-year-olds, basically.
0:35.5	I think his mom drove him to think.
0:37.1	No, he had his own license.
0:38.3	No, he has own car.
0:38.8	He just got his permit, and then he started his YouTube channel.
0:47.6	Come on, man.
0:48.9	Cut and retry that.
0:50.0	You know that's never going to work.
0:52.6	Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers, and people that have already broken their New Year's resolution by ordering a nacho cheese chalupa doing a keg stand, logging into Pornhub or turning on their forward-facing sonar.
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