Because you had one line in there when you kept this tiny rainbow and you're like,

doesn't it feel good to just show up with the right equipment and the right tools and get it done?

I'm like, is that the equipment couldn't be more wrong.

They had me dressed like this demonic monk.

So I painted the fingernails and I did this officiating and I did the prayers that I read were like rat songs.

And the dolphins were like aggressively trying to get every fish that we caught.

They're pieces of shit, dude.

Nobody wants to believe me.

I feel like the conspiracy guy that like I know I'm right and I'm just trying to convince the world.

Yeah. I'm right and I'm just trying to convince the world. Come on, man.

Cut and retry that.

You know that's never going to work.

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dropping mangrove trout out at the Flemish cap. Hey, I'm Joe Sermely. Happy Friday, boys and girls. Ladies and gentlemen, and a question for you,

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the way the holidays fell this year threw me right the hell off. You know, like the kids went back

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feel like a Monday, and then you got two days of relative peace and quiet, and it's just like

started to get some work done, and then it was Saturday again, and then they're bored again,

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