It's the biggest one I ever caught in my life.

I didn't say that on Instagram because I don't want to be on lying about chain pick roll.

There's all these pages now lying about striped bass, lying about tuna, lying about bass fishing sucks.

Yo, these things are the size of this room.

See, this is how shit gets stirred.

Oh, they're the size of a bicycle.

Then they're the size of a bicycle. Then they're the size of a Subaru. Now, Kirby and everybody's going to hear this and go, the guy on cut

and reties says they're the size of a whole room.

Remember free willy?

Bigger than free will.

Yeah. Totally buried

like a mustad, like the five X ones.

He goes, hold on, hold on, hold on.

And just ripped it out with his bare hand. Oh, just ripped it out. I didn't even say anything. I was like, did that just happen?

Just feasted it right back out.

Come on, man.

Cut and retry that.

You know that's never going to work.

Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers, and people still reassuring their significant others

that they do, in fact, like the magic potato chipper, the juicer for use in your car, and

or the 4K full-color night vision goggles purchased for them via Instagram for Christmas.

It was not a silly gift, and you promise it does not need to be returned.

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