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Improvised Star Trek

Ep 112: Naked Time and a Half

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2015

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Acting Doctor Rip Stipley has his hands full when a space virus presents a hard problem. Meanwhile, Rita's budding relationship with the replicator finally produces satisfyingly hard spaghetti.  

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:03.1

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0:05.3

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0:08.1

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0:20.5

Rita, you're hardly eating your spaghetti.

0:23.6

It's just so limp.

0:27.1

Would you like something else?

0:28.3

I just want hard spaghetti.

0:30.2

Do you want crunchy spaghetti?

0:31.5

I didn't say crunchy.

0:33.1

I want hard spaghetti.

0:35.0

Al dente spaghetti?

0:36.2

No, I want hard spaghetti. I don't... I just want... I don't know what that means. I just don't want a limp noodle. Wait, are we talking about the spaghetti? Yes. What else would I be talking about? I don't know. You just kind of put a bit of spin on it when you said it like that. You really leaned into limp noodle.

0:56.1

Corbyo, I can't explain what I'm feeling right now.

0:58.3

Yeah, like, okay.

0:59.4

But I'm finding myself very upset by the limpness of this pasta.

1:07.9

And it's making me feel like there's something wrong with me.

1:14.3

Like, why can't I make this pasta hard well I mean that's just a matter of prep we're talking about pasta right yes we're having spaghetti

1:20.5

for dinner yeah I know I'm sorry I should have oh I should have gotten those hobos to provide entertainment

1:26.6

Lieutenant Lorham to Commander Hayes.

1:29.3

Uh, yes, uh, yes, Lieutenant Lorum.

1:31.3

How's everything on the bridge?

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