Ep 111: An Apple a Day Keeps the Chief Medical Officer Away

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2015

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

The Sisyphus crew battles fatigue and other ailments resulting from Zarlene's discovery in a lack of nutrition in the ship's food. According to Fritz, tiny sentient beings are to blame.

Improvised on December 28, 2015 from a suggestion by Jen Usellis

Edited by Eric Scull

Starring

Griffen Eckstein as Lt. Com. Fritz Fassbender, Lt. Lackey, Guitar Center Guy

Irene Marquette as Lt. Com. Lady Cola, Nim Nam

Christopher Rathjen as Cmdr. Corbomite B. Hayes, Nim Nam

Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem, Nim Nam

Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon, Nim Nam

Matt Young as Cpt. Julius V. Baxter, Lt. Greg, Nim Nam

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ooh.
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0:15.2	Thank you.
0:15.7	Bye-bye.
0:16.9	Come. Come.
0:24.4	Captain.
0:25.4	Yes.
0:26.0	I have some news about our replicator supply.
0:29.8	Commander Hayes, yellow alert.
0:31.2	Oh, um...
0:32.2	This is Hayes to the crew of the Cisophis.
0:35.2	Yellow Alert, battle stations.
0:36.9	Everyone, please be ready for whatever's about to happen next.
0:40.6	You know it's going to be something special.
0:43.0	Yellow Alert.
0:43.8	Yellow Alert.
0:45.5	No, it's just not as nutrient dense as it should be.
0:48.4	I've just been noticing a lot of anemia in the crew, some B12 deficiency, some vitamin D deficiency. Well, that doesn't make any sense. Commander, I'm having a hard time focusing right now. Oh, right, just write yellow... Zoom, increase the text size on your screen, right? Yellow alert, really big. I know it's yellow alert. Yellow alert. Keep reminding myself it's yellow alert.
1:10.9	Yellow alert? Okay, you could take the alert off. I mean, I don't think that it's an attack of any kind. Don't tell me how to do my job. Okay. Okay, don't tell me. I remember how to zoom in on the font size I can't. Is it command? Well, I don't know. I don't know. I mean... Do not know!
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