Ep 106: Long Time Listener, First Time Conqueror

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2015

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

While the crew is busy beating each other to the top of the radio ratings, a Romulan Commander and Sub-Commander sneak into the top of the charts and our hearts.

Edited by Hannah Parsons

Improvised on Nov. 9th, 2014. Title suggested by Robert Fontenot via Facebook.

Griffen Eckstein as Lt. Cdr Fritz Fassbinder, Lt. Son, Ensign Gork

Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr Crick Watson, Lt. Carl

Christopher Rathjen as Cmdr. Corbomite Hayes, Commander Forex

Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon, ItsaButt, Ensign Garblogg

Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Subcommander, Ensign Michael Mennaro

Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem, Ensign Kurg Krog

Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.
0:04.6	They asked us not to read an ad. Enjoy the show.
0:19.7	All right, and on the tens, it's news on the ship.
0:23.6	No red alerts, no yellow alerts, we are all good.
0:26.3	You are listening to Corbo and the Worm.
0:29.4	Lorham, what do we have coming up next?
0:31.7	Oh, up next, Corbo, we got some crazy call-ins from the kindergarten class.
0:36.9	Sound effects.
0:39.7	Warren, quit saying sound effects. Just hit the button. Sound effects. All right,
0:44.4	uh, caller, we're listening. Hello. Hello, who is this?
0:50.2	A butt. It's a butt. It's a butt. It's a butt.
0:54.8	Sound effect.
0:57.8	I've got an important advice question.
1:01.4	Oh, yeah.
1:02.2	It's an important advice question.
1:03.3	Yeah, we're all ears.
1:04.5	We're ready to answer your question.
1:05.9	Okay.
1:06.1	It's a butt.
1:07.1	Hey, could you play a song for my long-lost love?
1:13.6	Um, what song would you play to another butt that when it fought it, you said it smelled bad?
1:25.6	This is a really serious relationship question.
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