Bonus: Deep Space 7-11
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2015
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
News for Feb 22, 2015
Many thanks to Sand for guest-starring and Our Fair City for opening the show last night!
Our current run of live shows is coming to an end next week, Sunday March 1st. Performing with us will be the renowned Improvised Shakespeare Company! This show will be a hot ticket, so get yours today!
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| 0:00.0 | Stay tuned for the news after this bonus scene entitled, Deep Space 7-Eleven. |
| 0:13.0 | Oh, free slurpy day. |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah. I'll, uh... |
| 0:17.0 | Do you know, is there a limit? Is it one free slurpy? |
| 0:19.0 | No, you're in charge. I feel like you can just do whatever you want. |
| 0:22.2 | For us, it's always free slurpy day? Yeah. Hey, you working here. Yes? We get as many free slurpees as we want today, right? Take all the surpies you like. Thank you. Oh man, this is great. I feel like I don't abuse my power enough. I feel like we abused exactly the right amount. |
| 0:37.7 | You really think so? |
| 0:38.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.9 | Have you ever considered yourself to be an underachiever? |
| 0:41.3 | Oh. I feel like I don't abuse my power enough. I feel like we abused exactly the right amount. You really think so? Yeah. Have you ever considered yourself to be an underachiever? Oh, no. I guess, uh, I, I really feel like I'm accomplishing. Oh man, that would be so much better. I feel like I'm accomplishing everything I'm trying to do. We also have a special today on replicated pizzas. |
| 0:55.8 | It's two for the price of one. |
| 0:58.0 | Ooh. |
| 0:58.5 | And how much do they cost? |
| 1:00.2 | One strip of gold press latinum. |
| 1:02.9 | That seems expensive. |
| 1:04.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:04.9 | Excuse me. |
| 1:05.8 | Can't get one those hot dogs in that roller? |
| 1:07.9 | Yes. |
| 1:08.4 | Thank you. How much in one letter? |
| 1:10.1 | One strip of gold press latin. |
| 1:11.6 | Not a bar, just a strip. |
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