Bonus: Corndogs Three for a Dollar
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2015
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Summary
Thanks to William Blair for a new iTunes review!
Captain Matt Young has produced a new comedy show in Chicago, called The Real World: Space Edition! It's running through March 28th, and is gauranteed hilarity! Find out more at https://www.facebook.com/events/652876321501867/
See you at ChiFi Con!
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| 0:00.0 | Stay tuned for this week's news after this bonus scene. |
| 0:03.7 | I would like to see a scene between Dr. Zarlene Zonelson and Lieutenant Lady Cola called |
| 0:11.3 | Corn Dogs 3 for a dollar. |
| 0:18.5 | Oh, oh, Zarlene, do you, do you have any change? |
| 0:22.0 | Uh, yeah. |
| 0:22.8 | Oh, well... |
| 0:23.4 | Corn dogs, three, five dollars. |
| 0:24.8 | Oh, please, do you have any... |
| 0:26.5 | Oh, I don't have any dollars change. |
| 0:28.1 | You don't have any dollar change? |
| 0:29.0 | No. |
| 0:29.9 | Oh, man. |
| 0:30.7 | If we're going to be here on this carnival planet, I, I wish that I had, like, some money. |
| 0:36.4 | Oh, wait, I have four doll hairs. Oh. Funnel cakes, four for a drachma. Funnel cakes, four for a drachma. Oh, no, I don't have that. Hey, do you still have your com badge on? Yeah. You should turn it off. Oh. I threw mine away. I don't want to be... Com badge, one for a dollar. Oh, my gosh. I should have sold it. You're so bad. Maybe he's selling yours. I don't want to be content Com badge, one for a dollar Oh my gosh I should have sold it You're so bad, maybe he's selling yours I don't, I'm not gonna look, I don't care I'm mad at everybody up there Oh Are you okay? No You've been eating a lot of fried foods Yeah, it's the time of the year Sad time? Yeah, don't you I don't know if. Captain Baxter, Lady Cola. Uh, hello. Lady. Yeah. We got ladies. Ladies, three, four dollars. I'm trying to reach Lieutenant Commander Lady Cola. I can help you with that. Three, four dollars. Who is this? This is Janko. This has to make you feel better. I mean, it makes me a little happy. |
| 1:29.7 | I don't know about you, but I'm, like, seriously sad, like six months out of the year. Oh. That's when I eat a lot of fried foods. Oh. Funnel cakes, one for an elephineer. Oh, shoot. Do you have any elephineers on you? Yeah, I have five. Oh, that's a lot of funnel cakes. |
| 1:43.3 | Corn dogs, three for a long-winded diatribe about women's rights. |
| 1:47.0 | Ooh, and... Oh, that's a lot of funnel cakes. Corn dogs, three for a long-winded diatribe about women's rights. |
| 1:47.0 | Ooh, it seems so perfect. |
| 1:50.3 | Hey, what? I think you're going to be okay. |
| 1:53.3 | That's why you're my friend. |
| 1:55.1 | See me. |
| 1:58.9 | Print it. |
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