Ep 106 – Dear God Part 2 – Practical Jokes
Infants on Thrones
Glenn Ostlund
4.7 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 September 2014
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is |
| 0:03.0 | infants on throne. |
| 0:04.0 | Dear God. |
| 0:08.0 | Dear God. Here are some things that you made that I think are both cool and also scary as hell. Fire, rabies, the internet, hormones, bats, |
| 0:22.0 | volcanoes and Satan. |
| 0:25.0 | That's about all I can think of for now. |
| 0:28.0 | Hugs and Kisses, Allison. Welcome to the D.N.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C. |
| 0:39.4 | Welcome to the D.N. |
| 0:41.4 | For English, Press 1. |
| 0:43.0 | The Espeniole Prima del nummeradot. |
| 0:45.0 | Thank you for calling the newly outsourced Deity Call Center. |
| 0:52.0 | Your prayer is important to us. All our prayer |
| 0:55.6 | correspondent professionals are busy answering other prayers. Your prayer |
| 1:00.4 | will be answered in the order it was received. |
| 1:03.4 | Thank you for your patience. Hello this is Richel Valderhami Harley. |
| 1:17.0 | May I assist you today? |
| 1:20.4 | Dear God, how do you sleep at night? |
| 1:24.0 | Hugs and kisses, Allison. |
| 1:26.0 | Let me transfer you to the deity slumber department. |
| 1:29.0 | One please. Oh, hello. This is the Daddy Sleep department. How may I direct your prayer? |
| 1:46.0 | Dear God, who did you last smite? Come on, I know you want to tell me, what's it feel like to smite someone. |
| 1:54.0 | Do you think you get most of your wrath from your heavenly mother's side or your |
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