Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, GO! We've been gone for far too long, so we hit you with a super double extra awesome long show. Let's go!

It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! And Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

Fun guest, huh? Fun guest! Fun guest, number one, he's bringing in a nice t-shirt

I like that, I like somebody who steps up to the plate and says I care about this program

I'm bringing in a nice clean new shirt, please welcome to the show Mr. Todd Glass, Todd

Thank you! Welcome to the show, it's so great to have you here

I was starting to think something because before we went on the podcast I started to think that you were being serious

But now I think you're going to be mocking me

No, no, I'm a big supporter of a clean white t-shirt

I just bought four on the internet

Really?

Yeah, I use the internet to buy them

Okay, why do you buy a white t-shirt? I mean that's a pretty good old item

Here's why, remember when we had Jordan, Jesse, GO t-shirts?

I do

We printed them on the special alternative apparel t-shirts

Okay

Remember this, I got a wholesale account with alternative apparel when I did that

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