Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week, Jordan, Jesse, GO! travels abroad and be to a strange man in a Bangkok bar, let's go!

It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! I am Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.

I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

Jordan, I'm not going to bullshit you in the past. I've told you that I was very excited about our guests

And it was probably a lie. I mean it may have truth at least

Yeah, half true at the most I guess at most at best a half truth in

In many cases a full-on lie

And as you know Jordan, I'm the kind of guy who hates the lie

Yeah, I can I mean I can see it on your face when you're saying how excited you are

I see the I see the grimace right and the guests might not pick up on it because you'd probably just think you're pooping

But I as your long-time friend. I see the pain on your face

And I mean the thing is is if you're a guest and you've been in here. Let's say you've been on one time before and I pooped

It's reasonable to

You know, it's understandable that they would assume the next time that if they saw me making a poopy face that I was poop sure

And I so I don't blame the guests for that you've always got that to use us cover right exactly you're a known pooper

Right and I've usually got poop in my poopy pants

You're die-die

But this time around I don't have to lie no I'm very excited to have this week's guest on the show

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