A new poll shows that 63% of Americans approve of Joe Biden's job performance thus far.

The poll by the Associated Press, in conjunction with other scheming and corrupt manipulators

of information for political purposes, asked for responses from 2,000 members of the Jimmy

Carter fan club. 4,000 people who think Greece was the greatest movie ever made,

and six Republicans wandering around in a days after a train wreck, who also thought the train wreck

was doing a good job. Those pulled were especially impressed with Biden's handling of the Chinese

flu, also sometimes called the Wu flu, or the Flouman Chou, the Flou Chou pork, or the Walt Disney

Memorial Deathblast and Weger Reeducation Program. Respondents very much enjoyed the way Biden had

taken over the Trump administration's miraculously fast production and distribution of the vaccine,

and turned it into a carnival of misinformation and randomly oppressive rules,

along with photo ops of vaccinated politicians in empty rooms wearing masks for no discernible

reason, which 72% of those pulled found absolutely hilarious, praising the new president's delightful

sense of humor in perpetrating such an elaborate troll on the American people. 42% of those pulled

also praised the administration for exposing Dr. Anthony Fauci as an animatronic android created

by the Soviet Union, and hidden in the pirates of the Caribbean ride for the last 50 years,

until it could be unleashed by the Game of the Year that had taken over the Disney Corporation

and then set loose to destroy the country in tandem with a spade of animated princess movies,

celebrated transgendarism and critical race theory. Let me apologize in advance for the joke

about the Game of the Year. It was just my clever way of saying the Disney Corporation is now in

a moral cesspit of cynical woke racism and Chinese collaboration. It was in no way intended to offend

any Sicilian gangsters. Where was it? Oh yeah. 82% of those pulled over 82 said they were greatly

enjoying the Biden administration's fuel shortages because they reminded them in the 1970s,

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