Democrats continue to pretend to be outraged at a Wall Street Journal op-ed that said Jill Biden

should not call herself a doctor merely because she's not a doctor. Biden's spokesman Phil Hochem

declared, quote, I have never pretended to be this outraged in all my life to say that Jill Biden

should not be called a doctor just because she has a PhD in some non-existent science. I can hardly

name out loud without laughing is the lowest form of sexism and should be make believe offensive

to all privileged white women without anything better to worry about. I am so fake angry,

I can barely get the words out, unicconvinceing tone of voice. Unquote,

strange tasting soda, Dr. Pepper also protested saying, quote, I want to register in the strongest

possible terms just how offended I'm pretending to be. If an expert in a field that by all right

shouldn't even exist, can't be called a doctor, then all I can say is I'm just a can of carbonated

sugar water with a weirdly unidentifiable taste that's really not as bad as you thought it was

once you get used to it. Unquote, spider man, super villain, Dr. Octopus also said he was pretending

to be insulted by the op-ed in a CNN panel discussion with the usual bunch of brainless

nudmics. Doc Ock said, quote, for the Biden administration to succeed, we cannot have journal

as saying true things like this. If people are going to start randomly stripping undeserved

doctor titles off our names, then I'll just become Octopus. Do I look like an octopus to you?

All right, I sort of look like an octopus, but I'm so much more than that when you really get to

know me. Unquote, Dr. Evil, Doc from the Seven Dwarves, and Dr. Love, who's got the potion and the

emotion, also feel Joe Biden should keep her title, even though they can see she can't be a very

good doctor where Joe Biden wouldn't look the way he does. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin,

and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

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