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Democrat governors continue to shut down their states and cities in the hope they can bring

virus levels down to where they are in Florida and Texas where everything has remained open.

Democrats say that COVID-19, or as it's sometimes called, the Chinese flu, the Kung-Flu,

the Fluman Chou, or the Kamiwami, or the I Don't Feel Swole Well, what was I saying?

Oh yeah. Democrats say that the red death is a particular threat of Christmas time because

families and friends might gather together to worship the only son of the living God and

realize that virtually everything the Democrats believe in is a hideous perversion of the design

of the creation and then vote the Democrats out of office on mass. To prevent the dangerous

spread of Christianity, Democrats say they must ban outdoor dining, indoor eating, making

money, having opinions, and loving anyone who is not in government. Plus, churches must

be demolished, preferably in the middle of services. In New York City, Mayor de Blasio

told reporters, quote, I do understand New Yorkers like Christmas a lot, but the Mayor who

lives, who lives just north of Brooklyn does not. The Mayor just hates Christmas. The whole

Christmas season, now please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

Unquote. The Mayor was then taken to the hospital to be treated for a heart that's two sizes

too small. In California, Governor Gavin Newsom says he will prevent dangerous Christmas

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