While we've now had two presidential elections in a row that the losing side believes were rigged.

Hillary Clinton and her supporters believed she lost in 2016 because Vladimir Putin

hacked our computers, meddled with our processes, and spread disinformation. Donald Trump and his

supporters believe he lost in 2020 because everyone except Vladimir Putin did those things.

Only a small minority of naive and ridiculous fools continue to cling to the absurd conspiracy

theory that their candidate lost because more people voted for the other candidate. After all,

what are the odds that so many tens of millions of people could just suddenly show up at polling

places and simultaneously cast votes against the person you were hoping would win?

So since no one seems to believe in our election system anymore, it's clearly time for us to

choose our presidents by some other method instead of voting. For instance, after choosing our two

candidates, we might sit back and let radical left-wingers and radical right-wingers fight one

another on the streets of our major cities until everyone on both sides is dead. Then the rest of

us could go out and vote, and after the results are tallied, we could endlessly sue one another

and claim the election was rigged. Then the surviving left-wingers and right-wingers could fight

one another on the streets of our major cities until everyone was dead. Then the Native Americans could

have their continent back and elect a sky god to run the Horserbang until the ocean god Rebels

and the entire matter has to be resolved by a vote followed by lawsuits leading to a war in the

heavens in which the universe is destroyed. Then Hillary Clinton can finally scratch and claw

her way into the throne of chaos, screaming at last at last, I'm queen of the flaming ruins of

all creation. Or you could just do any meany-miney moh, either way would be more rational than the

system we use in now. Trigger Warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

All right, we are back laughing our way through the fall of the Republic, which is happening even

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