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central Chinese girls who love to take long walks and share secrets. The app called Bang-Bang-Fang-Fang,

or Bang-Bang-Fang-Fang, is available for either Democrat members of Congress, college professors

and the hard sciences, those working in the defense industry, and anyone with a view of

the Pentagon and a telescope. An ad for the apps says, quote,

There are almost 1.4 billion people in China, and even with all the aborted baby girls,

that still leaves a lot of hot Asian babes just raring to meet a well-connected Democrat like

you. These loansome, submissive, oriental darlings

want a cater to your every whim while you pour out your heart to them about your important

work on the House Intelligence Committee or the wet pens plant, just to give a couple of

random examples. Nothing turns these women on like a real man's man who can understand

those complex subjects, a mere girl can't comprehend, like engineering or international business

legislation or the placement of weapon catches and military installations.

Just listen to the ecstatic praise from the satisfied and we do mean satisfied customers.

Wow, says Congressman Eric Swallwell. If you think Dan Dan's Seshwan noodles is a hot

Chinese dish, wait until you get a load of the hot Chinese dishes on offer on the Bang-Bang-Fang-Fang

dating app. These girls will breach your great wall and make a beeline for your forbidden

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