Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, GO! A shady dude who knows Jiu Jitsu somehow gets into our house and reams us out about stealing his 20-year-old girlfriend

Let's go

It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart

I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

I'm Jordan, you know, we have had some special guests in the history of this program

I mean, I'm talking about major celebrities, rap stars, television actors

But not everybody, you know, if you're famous and you want to come on the show, great

We'll give...

We'll try you out, but that doesn't mean you're going to get the return invite

Look, one time, you know, you invite Kossner on, all he wants to talk about is humans with gills

And it's fine once

And pitching a no-hitter

Yeah, it's fine once

Sure, it's great, he's handsome

Sure, we got a boner out of it

Absolutely

We got to hear some great Jeanie Triple Horn stories

She's always fun

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