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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 100: Old Home Week

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2009

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Guest Chris Hardwick joins Jesse and Jordan to talk about The Bonnie Hunt Show, Jesse's high school reunion, and more.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Kill a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:05.0

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take puppy shoes and sex and run you.

0:10.0

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

0:15.0

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

0:18.0

This week on Jordan, Jesse, go, we're joined by the Great Chris Hardware to discuss the Bonnie Hunt Show of more Twitter talk plus my high school reunion.

0:38.0

Let's go.

0:39.0

It's Jordan, Jesse, go. I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.

0:43.0

I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

0:45.0

Oh, wonderful guest with us today, Jordan. Wonderful guest.

0:50.0

Why are you giving me the silent treatment? You gave me this look like wonderful. I don't know.

0:54.0

No, because you said it too sexual.

0:57.0

Oh, well, he is a pretty sexual guest as well. I mean, he's got one of the kind of essential stubble.

1:04.0

He's got some product in his hair. I'm glad that it's just unwashed.

1:08.0

He's lean.

1:09.0

My hair's full of sex.

1:12.0

Yeah, it's greasy with sex.

1:14.0

Just rub a handful of sex in before you leave the house.

1:16.0

That's right.

1:17.0

Am I allowed to start talking now?

1:18.0

Yeah, absolutely.

1:19.0

No, you were probably allowed to start talking. Chris Hardwick.

1:21.0

Hello.

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