Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, GO, we talk about summer camp and high school teachers live from Max Funcon in Lake Arrowhead, California

Plus judge John Hodgman, let's go!

Hi, my name is Lee Thorn

I'd just like to introduce a couple of pretty good people by the name of Jordan Jesse, this is Jordan Jesse GO

Jordan, how did you leave your hot beverage?

No, this is my hot beverage, I pre-set my beverage

It's called pre-setting, that's theater lingo

I know all about that kind of stuff, Jordan, all about it

This looks like it adjusts, but I don't know if it does

Oh, welcome, welcome to Jordan, Jesse, GO, everybody, great to have you here

Oh, monsters are podcasting, we got our pals, you look nice today coming up in a minute, everything's looking great

The weather's cleared up here in beautiful Lake Arrowhead, California

We're having a good time, we got some some more, what's balmy?

When someone describes something as balmy, I feel like I just say that sometimes but I don't really know what balmy is

You say it to someone who has a Mediterranean complexion

Yeah, yeah, balmy

No, that's jui

Gotcha, balmy is like a warm, like a warm and a little maybe a little bit close

...