Democrats and other smirking blithermysters have been having a hard time calling Islamic terrorists.

They don't want to seem to be running down a religion that isn't even Christianity.

So, today is a public service to our friends on the left.

We here at the Daily Wire would like to suggest 10 alternative names that Democrats can use

when those, what you call them, try to murder us in the name of who is this.

Number one, the other enemies of Western civilization.

These are names Democrats can, all right, I'll go slow to see you keep up.

Number two, five guys name Mo plus a million other guys also name Mo.

Number three, people who would be perfectly nice except they bought the wrong book at the

religion store. Number four, bearded psychos whose god rhymes with holla.

Number five, people who never learned to love their neighbors as themselves for some reason.

Number six, people who were rejected and excluded and despised by European nations so that

they're exactly like the Jews except for the fact that they kill everybody and never invent anything.

Number seven, guys you shouldn't stand too close to if they say anything that ends with Akbar.

Number eight, religious people who warrant Christians, Hindus, Buddhist Jews or civilized human beings.

Number nine, mosqueteers. That's a nice one. I like that you know, we were murdered by some

mosqueteers. It almost sounds like fun. Number 10, people we don't want to name in the hope they'll

slaughter us last. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Klaven and this is the Andrew Klaven show.

Just trying to help. Helpful, helpful service to our friends on the left. All right, economics 101.

You know, last night I went out and had a couple of drinks with an old friend of mine who I always

like, I always like to see him for a number of reasons. One, he's an old friend of mine but also

because unlike me, he's a money guy and he, you know, he was a money manager and he worked in oil

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