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President pretty much elect Joe Biden has announced his dynamic new plan to address the

pandemic. Biden, who campaigned for president by hiding in his cellar and wearing a mask,

says he will recommend that all Americans hide in their cellars wearing masks until they

too become president, and all the presidents can come out together and walk arm-in-arm

into a bold new future of hiding in the cellar wearing masks. Biden says he will reverse

the horrible pandemic policies of President Trump by encouraging American companies to

develop the vaccine that was developed under President Trump. He will then mobilize the

government agencies, Trump mobilized in order to implement the distribution plan implemented

by President Trump in order to get the Trump vaccine to the people Trump has arranged

to get it to. By doing this, he says he will overcome the irresponsible programs of the

Trump administration by doing what they've already done while the news media congratulates

him on his brilliant new plan that is Trump's plan and cheers at how much better Biden's

Trump plan is than Trump's Trump plan because it is much less disruptive than Trump's plan

by being exactly the same so that nothing needs to be changed. Furthermore, whereas President

Trump refused to implement an unconstitutional nationwide lockdown because he was too

busy with his plan to develop a vaccine that made an unconstitutional lockdown unnecessary.

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