California Governor Gavin Newsom has instituted new lockdown rules because for some reason,

no one has tarnished him for the last set of useless intrusions in our lives that drove small

businesses into bankruptcy while he was having multi-thousand dollar meals with his wealthy friends

indoors and without wearing masks because no one had tarnished him for some reason.

According to the new rules, once hospitals reach 85% capacity, it will be illegal to photograph

California Governor Gavin Newsom having multi-thousand dollar meals with his wealthy friends indoors

without wearing masks. Scientists have found that photographing Newsom under these conditions

increases the danger that he will be tarn feathered, which could lead to such dangerous side effects

as is being tied to a rail, carried down to the beach, hurled into the ocean, and pelted with

rotten fruits and vegetables while he bobs absurdly on the waves. It will also be illegal to gather

in large groups to watch Gavin Newsom have his hair done at a salon or to go to church and pray

that Newsom will be standing in an expensive restaurant with a bunch of his wealthy friends waiting

to be seated for a multi-thousand dollar meal when suddenly there'll be an earthquake causing the

ground to open and swallow the governor and his friends where upon the ground will suddenly close

with a reverberating crash that sounds very much like the God's laughing at what used to be

California Governor Gavin Newsom and his wealthy friends but is now just the ground where they used

to be standing waiting for a multi-thousand dollar meal. Furthermore, during the lockdown, no one

will be allowed to leave his home carrying a vat of tar or a bag of feathers and in fact all outdoor

gatherings are prohibited except those where swarms of thugs chant leftist slogans while looting small

businesses that have been driven out of business because inexplicably no one has tarred and feathered

Gavin Newsom. The new lockdown rules will continue until someone tarnishes Gavin Newsom,

Trigger Warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

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