Actress Ellen Page has declared that she is no longer a woman who likes women, but is a man who is gay,

but likes women because she's a woman, but says she's a man, which is something only a woman would be

crazy enough to do, except she's a man, she says. From now on, her pronouns will be who,

never heard of her, and what else is on. The media immediately pretended to believe what page was

saying, rewriting every reference tour to use her new name, Elliot, and even suggesting they would

go back to her old movies, which include Juno and other films besides Juno, and re-writer credits

as if she had not only become a man today, but had been a man back when she was a woman.

This is the media's way of telling us that we should all now live at the sanity level of Hollywood

actresses, who as a group fall on the sanity line in the narrow space between people who talk to

Venus on broken cell phones and Hollywood actors. From now on, Ms. Page will celebrate becoming

something she isn't by acting as if she were what she's not. So in order to be a man, she will now

be canceled for playing a woman on TV, when in real life she's a woman playing a man, which is cultural

appropriation or complete nonsense. From now on, she will also sit in an easy chair while her

girlfriend is cleaning the house and occasionally shout out to her, hey, honey, could you bring me a

sandwich? Her girlfriend, Alessbian, says she will continue to live with her now, even now that she's

a man, even though she likes women, because come on, don't be silly. She's obviously a woman.

Just look at her. Scientists say they'll work around the clock to discover how Page suddenly

switched her sex just by thinking about it, or maybe they'll just break for lunch then forget the

whole thing. Trigger Warning, I'm Andrew Cleven and this is the Andrew Cleven Show.

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