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The Quizard's Pit

Ep 1 - Birthdays

The Quizard's Pit

Watcher Entertainment & Studio71

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Well, we've been sucked into the Quizard's Pit, and today we're sharing the 6 most fascinating facts we could find about birthdays! HOSTED BYShane Madej & Matt Real THEME & MUSIC BYNick Lutskohttps://www.youtube.com/@realnicklutsko ANIMATION BYJared Sosahttps://www.instagram.com/scienceisfun/ POD ART BYCraig Gleasonhttps://www.instagram.com/the.moon.ghoul/ PRODUCED & EDITED BYRebekah Swannhttps://www.instagram.com/rebekah.swann/ For ad free, live streams, and cut content join us at https://watchertv.com More Pod:https://www.instagram.com/thequizardspit More Watcher:https://www.instagram.com/wearewatcherhttps://youtube.com/wearewatcher More Shane:https://www.instagram.com/shanemadejhttps://www.youtube.com/@PuppetHistoryInc More Matt:https://instagram.com/mattyistalkinghttps://www.youtube.com/@MattyIsTalkinghttps://twitch.tv/mattyistalking Send us an email QuizardsPit@gmail.comor leave a voicemail at (818) 275-4585 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

We never asked the Quiz and suck us up into his little bit

0:06.0

But every week he sucks us up and we're starting to get tired of it

0:12.0

We don't feed him facts will die and so we try to satisfy him even though the guys are a piece of shit

0:17.0

So we learn we absorb we do not touch the art passages of Quinsets, it's big.

0:25.6

What the hell?

0:27.6

I thought about saying something else, but then I realized it's a beginning of a...

0:32.6

It's really soon.

0:34.6

I think hell's okay.

0:36.6

That's where they doc. I think it's okay. Sorry. I'm scared what's happening to me. I don't. I honestly couldn't tell you. You're Matt Rial. And you're Shane Madee. And I'm Shane Madee. We were just at a party? I'm at a birthday party. I blink. And suddenly I'm here with you. Yeah. And what I guess is the Quizzards pit. Yeah. And we're wearing... We got these... I wasn't wearing this. Mine is my name on it. What's hat? This sort of looks like our podcast studio that we used to have. Oh yeah. So I guess it's podcast. But I didn't sit in this chair a lot. So I don't have the same. Oh, you don't know how to do this. That's not what I was saying. Okay. What were you going to say? I was saying normally I'm looking at you from a different direction. Hey, what was that? The hell's that? I got to stop saying that. That's my new cat's race. What the hell's that? Take a look at that. Let me see what's in this tube. What is that? There appears to be some sort of suck tube here. I know. Yeah, we have our own suck tube here. Okay. I've just pulled a large pod. It looks exactly like a bank canister. A capsule. I've pulled a capsule from a suck tube that is here with us in what I believe is called the Quizzards pit. I've never seen this word before in my life. Me neither. There's a... Quizzard. That's like a mixture of two words. Okay. Look, if you're watching this, if you're listening to this, thank you for bearing with us.

2:01.6

This says, okay, this appears to be some sort of note that was in this capsule. I'm going to read it.

2:08.4

And maybe it'll, are you going to always pronounce it like that?

2:11.9

Capsule? Okay. That's this right here.

2:17.5

Hello, boys.

2:19.1

I must first apologize.

2:21.2

You probably are finding yourselves a little confused.

2:24.6

Well, absolutely.

2:25.8

Good call there, whoever you are.

2:27.5

You may not know where you are, but in time all will be revealed.

2:31.9

Okay.

2:32.8

Let me secondly say, I am big fans.

2:40.3

It's okay.

2:41.7

So it's maybe like a plurality of one being.

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