Ep 1 - Birthdays
The Quizard's Pit
Watcher Entertainment & Studio71
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We never asked the Quiz and suck us up into his little bit |
| 0:06.0 | But every week he sucks us up and we're starting to get tired of it |
| 0:12.0 | We don't feed him facts will die and so we try to satisfy him even though the guys are a piece of shit |
| 0:17.0 | So we learn we absorb we do not touch the art passages of Quinsets, it's big. |
| 0:25.6 | What the hell? |
| 0:27.6 | I thought about saying something else, but then I realized it's a beginning of a... |
| 0:32.6 | It's really soon. |
| 0:34.6 | I think hell's okay. |
| 0:36.6 | That's where they doc. I think it's okay. Sorry. I'm scared what's happening to me. I don't. I honestly couldn't tell you. You're Matt Rial. And you're Shane Madee. And I'm Shane Madee. We were just at a party? I'm at a birthday party. I blink. And suddenly I'm here with you. Yeah. And what I guess is the Quizzards pit. Yeah. And we're wearing... We got these... I wasn't wearing this. Mine is my name on it. What's hat? This sort of looks like our podcast studio that we used to have. Oh yeah. So I guess it's podcast. But I didn't sit in this chair a lot. So I don't have the same. Oh, you don't know how to do this. That's not what I was saying. Okay. What were you going to say? I was saying normally I'm looking at you from a different direction. Hey, what was that? The hell's that? I got to stop saying that. That's my new cat's race. What the hell's that? Take a look at that. Let me see what's in this tube. What is that? There appears to be some sort of suck tube here. I know. Yeah, we have our own suck tube here. Okay. I've just pulled a large pod. It looks exactly like a bank canister. A capsule. I've pulled a capsule from a suck tube that is here with us in what I believe is called the Quizzards pit. I've never seen this word before in my life. Me neither. There's a... Quizzard. That's like a mixture of two words. Okay. Look, if you're watching this, if you're listening to this, thank you for bearing with us. |
| 2:01.6 | This says, okay, this appears to be some sort of note that was in this capsule. I'm going to read it. |
| 2:08.4 | And maybe it'll, are you going to always pronounce it like that? |
| 2:11.9 | Capsule? Okay. That's this right here. |
| 2:17.5 | Hello, boys. |
| 2:19.1 | I must first apologize. |
| 2:21.2 | You probably are finding yourselves a little confused. |
| 2:24.6 | Well, absolutely. |
| 2:25.8 | Good call there, whoever you are. |
| 2:27.5 | You may not know where you are, but in time all will be revealed. |
| 2:31.9 | Okay. |
| 2:32.8 | Let me secondly say, I am big fans. |
| 2:40.3 | It's okay. |
| 2:41.7 | So it's maybe like a plurality of one being. |
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