You're Matt Rial?

And you're Shane Medea.

Matt and I are sort of in a strange dungeon right now.

You are both bright guys with a passion for learning.

Mungo Jerry, they call him.

Named after T.S. Eliot's cats.

And then proving to others that you know stuff.

Everything I've said today has been correct.

And I require knowledge.

So I have invited you to this lovely podcast set where each week I will require facts about a particular topic.

Lizards, coffee, vampires.

Once you have delivered the facts, lizards are reptiles.

Not all reptiles are lizards.

And fulfilled your duty.

I searched, do any animals celebrate birthdays?

Is that the fact?

Yeah.

You are more than welcome to return to your home unharmed.

Sincerely yours, the Quizzard. So this is the Quizzards pit. He sucked us up into his pit.

Every week, we're going to have a little time to chit chat and catch up. I'm from chumbered, bitch.

And then at a certain point, we learned something. Many dogs have fur. Some dogs have hair. You're really nervous that people won't understand what's happening. No, no, no. So I'm just trying to make sense of it myself. And I guess I just explained it very cleanly. This is a new institution in the cultural firmament. Yeah, everybody's going to be talking about the Quiddard Pit. Any questions?

The Quizzards Pit, Q-U-I-Z-A-R-D, P-I-T starting May 11th on YouTube.com

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