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The Quizard's Pit

Ep 2 - Vampires

The Quizard's Pit

Watcher Entertainment & Studio71

Comedy

4.9 ‱ 1.1K Ratings

đŸ—“ïž 18 May 2026

⏱ 69 minutes

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Summary

Matt and Shane are back in the Pit and the sucking continues! With VAMPIRES! HOSTED BY Shane Madej & Matt Real THEME & MUSIC BY Nick Lutsko⁠ https://www.youtube.com/@realnicklutsko⁠ ANIMATION BY Jared Sosa⁠ https://www.instagram.com/scienceisfun/⁠ POD ART BY Craig Gleason⁠ https://www.instagram.com/the.moon.ghoul/⁠ PRODUCED & EDITED BY Rebekah Swann⁠ https://www.instagram.com/rebekah.swann/⁠ For ad free, live streams, and cut content join us at ⁠https://watchertv.com⁠ More Pod:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/thequizardspit⁠ More Watcher: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/wearewatcher⁠⁠https://youtube.com/wearewatcher⁠ More Shane:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/shanemadej⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PuppetHistoryInc⁠ More Matt: ⁠https://instagram.com/mattyistalking⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@MattyIsTalking⁠⁠https://twitch.tv/mattyistalking⁠ Send us an email ⁠QuizardsPit@gmail.com⁠ or leave a voicemail at (818) 275-4585 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

We never asked the Quiz and to suck us up into his little bit

0:06.0

But every week he sucks us up and we're starting to get tired of it

0:12.0

We don't beat him facts will die and so we try to satisfy him even though the guys are a piece of shit

0:17.0

So we learn we absorb we do not not touch the art passages of Quinces

0:23.2

Pinsett's Piz.

0:25.4

Oh,

0:26.5

we're back in the pit.

0:27.6

It looks like.

0:28.5

Jesus.

0:29.4

Oh, God.

0:30.0

I'm tearing the place apart here.

0:31.5

Yeah.

0:32.0

We're mad.

0:32.6

We're back.

0:33.6

I thought it was a dream.

0:34.9

It's still happening.

0:36.2

I think it's,

0:36.9

I think we're in this for the long haul, buddy. These pants feel like these. They have a little bit of room with the bottom of them. So they, I kind of feel like they're bell bottoms almost. Bell bottoms would be cool, but no. We could probably, he's a boot kit. You could probably adjust them. Get them tailored. I don't know.

0:54.8

Yeah, wizard.

1:17.4

Quizard. Quizard. You won't do anything if I ask him, call him wizard. Hey, welcome back to the Quizards pit. I'm Shane Medea. And I'm at Rial. And each week we get sucked up to the pit and we chit chat and we learn. And that's what this is all. and we teach each other and we teach you and we learn from you. And we hopefully the Quizzard is satisfied. We hope that the Quizzard is nice.

1:24.6

Pit crew. Oh yeah. The pit crew. Squad watcher. Obviously, y'all. Dirty worms. Then you were dirty worms.

1:28.1

I think you're the scary. Are Are y'all the pit crew now?

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