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🗓️ 7 March 2019
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Power Moves Your Illusion II:
-Testicle Salsa
-Step Dad's energy drink spiked with cow tranquilizers
-Antonio Brown's Hulk Hogan Moustache
-Pacman Jones goes bonkers at a casino
-A Daddy finds trouble living the Karl Welzein lifestyle
-Big Toilet actually destroys a toilet and is hurtin' real bad
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0:00.0 | And now it's time for the exciting conclusion to Power Moves, Episode 25. And we're back. Hey, guys. I'm going to be doing some sit-ups during this. You can do some sit-ups during this if you want, Brooks. Okay. If you're, if this isn't entertaining you and I? I drank the coffee. I did the thing that you and I, you know how I always get a little fucking jumpy towards the end of the episodes because I drink the coffee and then as soon as we finish the episode, |
0:02.6 | I go for a goddamn jog. Now we're stuck on here. I'm all hyped up. I got to do some set up. You get ants in your pants. You get ants in your pants. Yes. Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customer's salsa. I heard about this. Oh boy. And you know what's fascinating about this? |
0:38.5 | I think I've shown you or directed you to our 7-Eleven correspondent, Scott Bowser. |
0:44.3 | This guy looks exactly like Scott Bowser. |
0:47.0 | Love Bowser. |
0:47.7 | Saw him the other night. |
0:48.5 | Yeah, his beard is getting ripe. |
0:51.0 | It's looking great. |
0:51.6 | It's looking great. |
0:52.7 | Wild thing about Bowser is he doesn't trim the neck hairs, so he just starts to get this full fur coverage. He put it up on his Instagram the other day. He's looking great. It is, it is, it is the thickest beard. It's a power move. It is a power beard for sure. Yeah. Scott Bowser. I still need to go to the 7-11 that Scott Bowser works at. It's the one. It's the one right over there on, it's off of, it's where you head into Atwater. It's that one. I didn't know that. It's that one. It's really close. Oh. It's off of Hyperion. Oh, I've got to stop it. Yeah. I've got to stop it. It's on the way. Yeah, it was on the way to, it's on the way to, it's on the way from here. |
1:12.5 | Turner's on the way from here. |
1:28.7 | It's close the way. Yeah, it was on the way to, it's on the way to. It's on the way from here. |
1:28.8 | Turner's on the way from here. |
1:30.7 | It's close to where you live. |
1:32.1 | God damn it. I got to go in and check that out. You got to see Scott Bowser at seven hundred. That's something I need in my life. Yeah. Howard Webb 31 was with a driver for dinner delivered a food delivery service on January 12th when he allegedly put his testicles in an order of salsa that a customer had ordered from a Mexican restaurant in Mariville. |
1:53.7 | Webb in a video published by the news station is seen seemingly putting his testicles in a cup of salsa. |
2:01.6 | Someone else in the vehicle identified as the delivery driver is heard giggling and saying, |
2:07.1 | this is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for almost a 30 minute drive. |
2:12.7 | Oh man, I get it, man. |
2:14.2 | Fucking listen to entry level. |
2:15.6 | My podcast, it is filled with nothing but these stories. Fuck bad tippers. Oh, yeah. Oh, it feels good on my testicles, web replies. Yeah. Who says testicles? Fuck this. This is a power move. You tip bad, your food's getting fucked with. That's how it goes. Yeah, but you're cheap cheap you're getting a fucking spit on your food these |
2:34.4 | people must these people order on order on the reg and last time they gave an 89 cent tip yeah |
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