026 - Red Lobster Brawl & Belligerent Hot Tub Sex

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

-SCHOOL FOR BRIBES

-WOMAN DRINKS 6 PACK IN TARGET DRESSING ROOM

-MAN LOSES MIND AT TACO BELL AND MAKES HIS OWN MEXICAN PIZZA

-HOT TUB SEX AT RESORT ARREST

-BRAWL AT RED LOBSTER

-DRUNK BUS DRIVER TELLS KIDS TO GO F**K THEMSELVES

-DIARRHEA IN A NON WORKING BOAT TOILET

-VIOLENCE ENSUES AT GIN BLOSSOMS CONCERT

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0:00.0	What's up, Daddies? I hope you're enjoying a lovely Thursday, whether it be the morning or the afternoon when you're enjoying this, ready to kick it off and get you ready for the weekend. I hope you also enjoyed last week's spectacular two-part episode. If you have not enjoyed that yet, well, get on it. You don't have to listen to it before you can enjoy this one, though.
0:22.7	How many times have I instead enjoyed today, Brooks, five, five?
0:26.5	Yeah, five.
0:27.2	Well, it's because my brain's not turned on.
0:28.9	It's only 1117 in the a.m.
0:30.9	And it doesn't start ticking until around two.
0:34.0	I also wanted to remind you that if you are a Michigan state or a University of Michigan fan,
0:40.8	I've got East Lansing and Ann Arbor shirts available for March Madness.
0:44.5	They probably won't make it to you in time for the beginning of the tournament.
0:47.4	But if your team goes out, that's your fucking problem.
0:50.0	Also, there's a brand new cold ones is my business tea.
0:52.4	There's also two versions in different colors of the new pain don't hurt t-shirts.
0:58.8	Those fucking rule.
1:00.6	And my favorite is the new tiger tea, which is fantastic.
1:04.2	Also, if you're not a member of the Patreon.com Power Moves with Mike Burns,
1:09.5	chapter seven of Power Moves book, Part 1 is up, and it is arguably my favorite chapter of the entire book thus far.
1:19.6	And part two will be up by the week's end.
1:22.9	There, business is done.
1:26.3	Live from Los Angeles.
1:29.3	Woo! California!
1:33.0	You're listening to Power Move Daddy.
1:36.0	Yeah, we're making power moves.
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