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POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

EP 024 - Cop Car Sex & Robert Kraft

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8617 Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

All this for one low price:

-RIP Brody Stevens

-McDonald's hash brown cell phone

-Drunk idiot calls the cops on himself

-Arrested sex in a patrol car

-Robert Kraft is too horny

-A Daddy has a doo doo accident at work

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0:00.0

I think that he just thought, I'm going to turn fine.

0:02.3

It'll be...

0:02.5

Toilet say, if you don't listen to Power Moves, then fuck you. Brooks, what's up, man? That's the new promo from Big Toilet. I like it. I think it's a fantastic one. I think that, you know, he's turned around. He used to say that we sucked. Right. Yeah, now he likes it. I think what, I think what that's happened is, you know, we're talking to a middle, like mid-40s, early 40s kind of dude, didn't know what podcasts were. But now he's coming to the realization that people actually listen to this. Free radio. And we've given him a lot of attention. And in his head when he goes to the grocery store, he's like a pseudo celebrity. I don't believe that. I mean, yeah, but you got to. Maybe in toilets head. That's what I'm saying. Okay. No, no, no. It's not really happening. Oh, okay. What I'm saying is we're dealing with a man who can put down in a weekend two full half gallons of rum and that's got

0:56.7

to rot your brain to a point where you might live in a state of bliss yeah no he's not he's not living

1:01.8

wrong he's not living right he's living he's living he's living it's called it's called being alive

1:08.2

yeah he's being alive this is odd i'm back at where I don't live.

1:12.0

You're back at now Brooks Manor.

1:13.6

It's Brooks Manor.

1:14.5

It's just Brooks Manor.

1:15.8

Yeah.

1:16.2

But see, I think a lot of people were worried that the show wouldn't carry on, and yet here we are. Here we are. I've dusted... Better than ever. I've dusted the things I like and that's it.

1:10.0

You've dusted the things you care about.

1:12.0

Which is my books, records, and tapes.

1:15.0

And I even alphabetized the records. like and that's it. You've dusted the things you care about, which is my books, records,

1:29.0

and tapes. And I even alphabetized the records. Wow. Yeah. See, that's, that would be the thing

1:35.6

that you would do last if you were properly cleaning. No, exactly. Like the first thing I did was like,

1:39.7

well, you know, since I live here, I should alphabetize my records. It's like when you're

1:43.6

supposed to move and you find like an old Nintendo and just play that. And then all of a sudden you're trashed and nothing got done. It's super fun. Yeah. Now I know where everything is. It's exciting. We were losing Kings Leon last night. It was a delight. I remember once in college, we were supposed to clean our house and then we found out that

2:02.1

there was a real world marathon on and we just watched real world for literally two days

2:07.9

and just watched beer cans pile up.

2:11.0

The real back in the like early real worlds before everybody was like so self-aware were the best.

2:15.5

Do you remember real world Vegas?

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