EP 023 - Turd Mobb & Garage Door Porn

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Burns is sick and he's blown out on Dayquil. But the show goes on.

-That's not Detroit pizza!

-Sloppy Tates

-Big Toilet has a big appetite

-JetBlue drunk ass bound for Vegas

-Old man hides crack in his ear

-Turd Mobb

-Garage porno for all to see

-Guy blows up the restroom at Home Depot

-KFC buffet update

-Taco Bell bathroom explosion Power Move

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, we're making power moves. Rock in a Detroit groove. To some American dudes, I'll make it power moves.
0:09.9	Straight out of Grand Block, Michigan, rocking a cold one in each hand.
0:14.7	My buddy Dave and our Americans just making power moves, ripping heaters and chugging pipes
0:21.4	Now he lied with no clasp
0:23.8	Blown shit up and chasing ass
0:25.9	Yeah, we're making power moves
0:28.3	Yeah, we're making power moves
0:30.7	Right to a Detroit groove
0:33.2	Just all American dudes
0:35.5	Out making power moves.
0:38.5	Yeah.
0:46.8	Got football on TV.
0:49.8	My girlfriend is she's sleazy.
0:52.3	Favorite kind of beer is free.
0:54.5	I'm just making power moves, sipping some naughty lights, late nights and barfrights,
1:01.3	rocking the Winston lights, just making power moves.
1:05.8	Yeah, I'm making power moves.
1:08.2	Just to a Detroit group.
1:10.6	All American dudes, just making power moves
1:14.6	Yeah, I'm making power moves rockin a Detroit group to some American dudes I'm making power moves
1:23.6	I'm making power moves.
1:30.8	Live from Los Angeles,
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