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POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

EP 022 - Machete Clowns vs. Grandma

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8617 Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

THE DOUBLE DEUCE:

-NFL withdrawals 

-Movie popcorn to go

-Big Toilet would like to meat your mother

-Unwanted pee bologna

-Clown mask machetes vs. Grandma

-Man bites snake venom into wife

-Wet pussy shots

-Trash bag o' KFC

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Before we get started, I wanted to once again thank all of the daddy's supporting power moves

0:06.3

with Mike Burns on the Patreon.

0:08.4

It's been spectacular.

0:10.2

We're getting close to very significant numbers.

0:13.0

And I thank you from the deep, dark pits of my heart for that.

0:16.5

Also, I want to thank everyone who's left five-star reviews on the iTunes, which is very, very, very nice of you.

0:27.1

Obviously, I can't read just a rating.

0:29.0

If you just want to leave a five-star rating, go ahead and do that.

0:31.9

You don't have to leave a review.

0:32.8

You don't have to work your brain too hard.

0:34.7

I do have one fantastic review that I want to read.

0:37.0

It's from a daddy,

0:38.7

five stars. It's by five dollar t-shirt is his proper name. Looking for a podcast that will

0:45.2

surely win an Academy Award, then go listen to entry level with Brooks Wheelan. Hey, what's it with

0:51.6

come in? Look for you, but if you're looking for a podcast that will surely win a beer chugging contest at your buddy Nate's brother's apartment, then power moves is for you, daddy. I like it.

1:01.7

Shout out to beer, shout out to weed, shout out to Lafayette, Coney Island.

0:54.0

Hang loose.

0:54.9

See, that's a fun review.

0:56.6

If I read that, I'd be like, this is the kind of show that I want to listen to.

1:00.3

And I might go check out Brooks's podcast.

1:02.0

It's a fun review. If I read that, I'd be like, this is the kind of show that I want to listen to.

1:11.9

And I might go check out Brooks's podcast. It's a perfect promotion. If you want yours read, go ahead, leave it on there. I'll put it at the top of the show. And again, the Patreon is rocking and rolling. There's going to be after dark episodes, after every one of these episodes. and there's also going to be new chapters from the carlwell zine book there's part two of chapter five it was a super long chapter and it took a little

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