Entitled Mother BRIBED MY BARBER to Shave my Beard AGAINST MY WILL
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 24 August 2022
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My entitled mother tries to force my barber to shave my beard off that I've spent weeks growing out, |
| 0:06.9 | all without me knowing, simply because she didn't like it. |
| 0:10.2 | And when I found out, I was absolutely furious. |
| 0:13.5 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:14.5 | This story happened in high school when I finally was able to grow a decent enough beard. |
| 0:18.9 | I loved it and it made me feel more powerful and confident. |
| 0:22.2 | On the contrary, my mom hated it though. |
| 0:24.7 | Any time I would talk to her, she was always bringing up how I should just get rid of it. |
| 0:29.1 | She would say stuff like, |
| 0:30.4 | You were so much more handsome, clean shave-in. |
| 0:33.3 | You just really let yourself go. |
| 0:35.5 | She would also make snide remarks saying stuff like, |
| 0:38.4 | You look homeless. |
| 0:39.6 | Did you even take a shower? |
| 0:41.3 | Claiming that I look like a hippie. |
| 0:43.1 | She would even try and rationalize it with me to try and get me to shave it no matter what. |
| 0:47.3 | She would say stuff like, |
| 0:48.6 | You should try a mustache. |
| 0:50.5 | But I don't want to because I'm happy with my beard. |
| 0:53.1 | I think the reasoning for my mom acting so weird |
| 0:56.2 | is because my twin cannot grow facial hair. |
| 0:58.8 | And he is my mom's favorite. |
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