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Am I the Jerk?

Karen thinks she can "Hack" the Electronics she STOLE to PROVE it's Hers

Am I the Jerk?

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Relationships, Society & Culture

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2022

⏱️ 25 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled Karen attempts to steal my Nintendo Switch as well as all of my games,

0:05.5

and then tries to get me arrested, claiming that I'm a thief.

0:08.8

Things got so bad that the cops had to show up.

0:11.3

Here's what happened.

0:12.4

To preface this, I recently graduated from a university and landed myself a pretty well-paying job,

0:17.9

working as an analyst for a major banking company, and my first day is the week after next.

0:22.8

A couple of months ago, I moved to a gated apartment complex in a wealthy suburb of DC,

0:28.2

and have been making use of their gym.

0:30.2

On days that I work my upper body, I use a game called Fitness Boxing 2,

0:34.4

with their in-gym punching bag.

0:36.2

Now, my community frequently does apartment tours, and that includes their facilities.

0:40.8

So I will see one of the employees walking around with people, and earlier today was no exception.

0:45.9

There was a woman with her eight or nine-year-old son walking with an employee.

0:49.6

This kid immediately takes interest in the game I'm playing, and I offered to let him try it out.

0:54.8

But his mom called him back, and I was nearly done anyway.

0:57.6

So I put my switch in its case, and put it in the cubbies that people put their things in.

1:02.3

Now, a few minutes later, I'm on one of the other pieces of equipment,

1:06.0

and I see the kid walking out with his mom, carrying my Nintendo switch case.

1:11.0

I immediately knew it was mine, because I have a very brightly colored one.

1:15.4

But even then, I go to double check if my switch is gone, and lo and behold, it sure enough was gone.

1:21.0

Now, everyone's been that annoying kid at some point, so I'm actually not particularly mad.

1:26.4

I catch up to them and the tour guide, and speak to the mom,

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