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Rude Tales of Magic

Enter the Mother, Part 2

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Leisure, Fiction

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Deep beneath the Soaking Va-sorry, Soaking MOTHER, our heroes find themselves face to face with some familiar faces, but has anyone been spared by the ravages of time? Probably not! Deals are made. Lines are drawn. Prophylactics are discussed. Just another day in Rude Tales of Magic!

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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a HeadGum Podcast.

0:11.0

Hello, you nasty fucking weird freak perverts!

0:16.0

Welcome back to Rewtails!

0:20.0

Of magic!

0:22.0

The only podcast currently playing in a maximum security prison

0:29.0

to try to break the prisoners!

0:31.0

That's right, they don't care for the antics of stir fry, cordelia, Albi, Bellow, and their elderly friend.

0:40.0

Fret you to pose me, but you do, don't you?

0:43.0

Yes, I know you.

0:45.0

You are a podcast fan.

0:48.0

I could smell you from a mile away.

0:50.0

The crows took so much from me, but they left me my sense of smell.

0:55.0

Although, I believe, in most of the fan art we've received of me so far, I haven't to nose.

1:02.0

But I am chained to a book when I first hit the scene.

1:06.0

All I could talk about was how chained to a book I am.

1:10.0

And then I feel like I started talking about other things, I started recapping the episodes.

1:14.0

But no, I need to get back to my roots.

1:17.0

I am chained to a book.

1:19.0

The aged pages tell me the story that I read to you now.

1:24.0

And...

1:31.0

Welcome back, sports fans, just kidding.

1:34.0

To rude tales of magic.

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