Enter The Mother, Part 1

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Do you remember the first time you took a long trip away from home, and then came back, and found some small detail had changed? Maybe the 7-Eleven repainted the lines in the parking lot, or your dentist was arrested for arson. Whatever it was, that small detail told you that home had, and would always, move on without you. This episode is like that, but instead of the parking lot thing it's that the entire Soaking Valley is in the thrall of Mother. Whoops!

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0:00.0	This is a Headgun Podcast.
0:10.0	Hello, Pefets.
0:11.0	Welcome back to Routes of Magic.
0:15.0	The only podcast that you're listening to right this moment.
0:20.0	Unless you're doing something weird.
0:25.0	Thank you, Great Freaker.
0:27.0	I'll take it from here.
0:28.0	Welcome back to Routes of Magic.
0:31.0	With their greatest enemy, Carlito Master Bandit murdered,
0:35.0	our hero stand at the top of a hill,
0:38.0	gazing down into the town of Soaking Valley.
0:42.0	Only it's not the Soaking Valley.
0:45.0	It's...
0:46.0	Blue?
0:47.0	A sign reads, Soaking Valley.
0:49.0	If you lived here, you'd be home by now.
0:52.0	Only it doesn't read that idiot.
0:54.0	Let me finish.
0:55.0	The words valley and home are crossed out in deep blue ink
1:00.0	and replaced with mother and hers respectively.
1:04.0	For our slower listeners, that means that sign now says,
1:08.0	Soaking Mother.
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