Enter the Mother, Part 3
Rude Tales of Magic
Bucket of Milk
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2023
⏱️ 90 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgun Podcast. |
| 0:04.0 | Hello, all you nasty freaks. |
| 0:13.0 | Welcome back to Root Tales of Magic. |
| 0:17.0 | You're not a cop, are you? |
| 0:19.0 | You have to tell me if you're a cop. |
| 0:24.0 | Welcome back to Root Tales of Magic. |
| 0:27.0 | The only podcast that gives you cirrhosis of the liver. |
| 0:31.0 | Our heroes have breached the soaking valk, excuse me, |
| 0:35.0 | soaking mothers, defenses, and journeyed into the belly of the beast |
| 0:40.0 | to write the wrongs they inadvertently caused to defend the defenseless |
| 0:44.0 | and to avoid having to go all the way around the soaking mother, |
| 0:48.0 | which would have been a deadly journey, by the way. |
| 0:51.0 | Not gonna come up, but I put an immortal crazy guy with a sword |
| 0:54.0 | in the woods for them if they went around. |
| 0:57.0 | And that would have been a real pain in the ass to deal with. |
| 1:00.0 | His name, Josephus Poop, at this very moment, |
| 1:06.0 | he's fucking a tree and screaming. |
| 1:09.0 | But our camera has no interest in him. |
| 1:13.0 | And instead, joins our heroes in Scrum South, |
| 1:16.0 | the literal underground headquarters of the figurative |
| 1:20.0 | underground resistance. |
| 1:22.0 | We politely sneak up on them as they go over their plan |
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