It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cottage
Rude Tales of Magic
Bucket of Milk
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 27 June 2023
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
We know the Rude crew loves a cottage, but how will they react when confronted with our *jolliest* NPC yet? Why, it's probably going to go great! I bet that everybody leaves this episode as happily as they enter it. Buckle up for an incident-free episode of our podcast :)
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgun podcast. |
| 0:10.0 | Well, well, well. Look who came crawling back to the graveyard. |
| 0:15.0 | Couldn't get enough of the epic tale which we weave, |
| 0:20.0 | which I read from a book and changed to a big book in a graveyard and you're back. |
| 0:25.0 | You don't want to talk. |
| 0:27.0 | Oh, you've discussed me. Oh, you're gross. Oh, it's root tales of magic. |
| 0:37.0 | Welcome back to root tales of magic. |
| 0:40.0 | The show critics are asking for by name at the podcast grocery store. |
| 0:44.0 | Our heroes have landed safely and said they're tearful goodbyes to the gliding men. |
| 0:50.0 | The familiar counterclockwise winds of the teenage woods are at your backs. |
| 0:54.0 | Could things finally be looking up for you? |
| 0:57.0 | I don't know. I don't know anything. |
| 0:59.0 | A strong guy hits me extremely hard in the head every night erasing my memories. |
| 1:04.0 | I hope our show is good. I have no way of knowing. |
| 1:07.0 | You talk now to the local spike salesman. |
| 1:12.0 | Uh, so, um, we're sorry. |
| 1:14.0 | Don't, nothing to be sorry about. |
| 1:16.0 | It's just that a gliding man, a wicked one I could tell, fell down and died on my spikes. |
| 1:21.0 | Well, I think it was already dead. |
| 1:23.0 | You seem so familiar. What is your name? |
| 1:25.0 | My name? My name is Spike Salesingman. |
| 1:28.0 | Spike salesman? You did depends me mana, yes? About 10 years ago? |
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