It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cottage

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

We know the Rude crew loves a cottage, but how will they react when confronted with our *jolliest* NPC yet? Why, it's probably going to go great! I bet that everybody leaves this episode as happily as they enter it. Buckle up for an incident-free episode of our podcast :)

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0:00.0	This is a headgun podcast.
0:10.0	Well, well, well. Look who came crawling back to the graveyard.
0:15.0	Couldn't get enough of the epic tale which we weave,
0:20.0	which I read from a book and changed to a big book in a graveyard and you're back.
0:25.0	You don't want to talk.
0:27.0	Oh, you've discussed me. Oh, you're gross. Oh, it's root tales of magic.
0:37.0	Welcome back to root tales of magic.
0:40.0	The show critics are asking for by name at the podcast grocery store.
0:44.0	Our heroes have landed safely and said they're tearful goodbyes to the gliding men.
0:50.0	The familiar counterclockwise winds of the teenage woods are at your backs.
0:54.0	Could things finally be looking up for you?
0:57.0	I don't know. I don't know anything.
0:59.0	A strong guy hits me extremely hard in the head every night erasing my memories.
1:04.0	I hope our show is good. I have no way of knowing.
1:07.0	You talk now to the local spike salesman.
1:12.0	Uh, so, um, we're sorry.
1:14.0	Don't, nothing to be sorry about.
1:16.0	It's just that a gliding man, a wicked one I could tell, fell down and died on my spikes.
1:21.0	Well, I think it was already dead.
1:23.0	You seem so familiar. What is your name?
1:25.0	My name? My name is Spike Salesingman.
1:28.0	Spike salesman? You did depends me mana, yes? About 10 years ago?
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