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Hello everybody and welcome to the bitch Bible podcast.

I'm your host Jackie Shimmel.

It's a gorgeous Sunday morning.

There is bacon, a bacon in the oven.

The smell overwhelms my nostrils and this is how I started my gorgeous Sunday morning.

You know, in life they say that the donkey either needs the carrot or the whip.

So if we're all donkeys, you're either someone that moves forward because they're dangling a carrot

in front of you, preferably farm to table, or you're getting whipped in the schwenctor and that

makes you move.

I'm a combination of both, you know, if the carrot is embellished, I'll probably walk for that.

I also respond very well to criticism.

It really riles me.

It fuels me up.

It gets me rashi.

It gets me angry and it gets me motivated.

Now, I somebody sent me a screenshot of a podcast review and I would like to read it here because

I think it's important.

Here it is.

The title is Andrew is not hot.

I think we can all agree that Andrew looks like a skinny lesbian.

Jackie constantly brags about how good looking he is and I truly just don't understand it.

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