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What If World - Stories for Kids

Emmie asks: What if a city sank in squid ink? (Cthoffee Shop Part 2)

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.56.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Find out the origin story of Scully the Squid and his Uncle Cthunkle, with special appearances by Alabaster Zero and Squiderella!

Lessons include: even grownups can have growing up to do; just because a kid gets older, it doesn’t mean they have to give up on all the things they used to enjoy.

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What If World is made by Eric and Karen O'Keeffe. A big thanks to Miss Lynn, helper in What If World and lover of doughnuts. Our podcast art is by Jason O’Keefe and our theme song is by Craig Martinson. This episode features editing and sound design by Dessiree McFarland.

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1:34.7

Hey there folks and welcome back to What if World, the show where your questions and ideas inspire off the cuff stories

1:41.0

I'm Mr. Eric Earhost and today we're finishing up a two-part,

1:44.7

cathuncle-based story inspired by your questions. Speaking of which, we've got to read any

1:50.4

Chong's question before we hop back into the story. She wrote, What if Cthuncle?

1:55.6

Sunk knew what city with his ink and if you remember our story from last time

2:01.4

It started in the present with Cthuncle opening his brand new coffee shop

2:07.0

The Kaffafi shop, but Detective Alabaster Zero did not quite trust that squidapus

2:15.0

Then we saw a flashback to when Cthuncle was trying to take over New What City

2:21.2

He'd set up towering buildings filled with his ink that he was selling as,

2:26.6

ooh coffee, he had planned to flood and sink New What City by letting loose all of this stored up ink

2:34.8

when the next big storm hit but things didn't go according to plan

2:40.0

The big storm they were expecting came weeks early along with a little baby squid

2:47.3

That you might know as scully the squid. Cthuncle decided to take care of this baby squid

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