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🗓️ 28 June 2021
⏱️ 21 minutes
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When Cthunkle opens a seemingly harmless coffee shop, Alabaster Zero is certain there’s an evil plot behind it. There certainly is more to the story, and we’ll have to dive into Cthunkle’s past to hear the full story.
Lessons include: if you think a friend is making strange choices, it may be time to learn more about them; a person has to really want to change for it to ever happen
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1:50.7 | question is what if the funcule owned a coffee stop? |
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